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Saturday with you

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It was a beautiful saturday morning.
The birds were screaming like "merhajfrhak!!", the sun was burning children's eyes,
and the ozone layer was depleating.
Tony stretched after waking from what he thought was a wonderful slumber.
"Ah, what a beautiful day." He quietly commented, careful not to wake Jeff, who was lying next to him.
But then he decided that Jeff should get his lazy ass up, so Tony slapped Jeff scross the face.

Jeff grogilly sat up and rubbed his eyes. "Oh Hell, what the fuk happended last night?"
Tony smirked and ran his fingers through Jeff's bowl cut.
"AND WHERE ARE MY PANTS?!" Jeff added.
"On your ass, where they're supposed to be, sweetie." Tony assured
"Well thats a relief," Jeff said, then looked into Tony's eyes, "What are you waiting for? Make me a damn sandwitch, woman!"

Tony jumped out of bed without hesitation, and headed toword the kitchen.
"What do you want on your sandwitch, dear?" Tony yelled from the kitchen!
"I'm right here, you don't have to yell >:/" Jeff says
But before Jeff had a chance to answer properly, a Giant migratory locust ate all of their sandwitch condiments and materials as well as fixin's.
Then the nasty little pest ate Tony's pants and flew into another dimension via the dishwasher.

Tony let out a scream similar to an upset chicken, "My pants! dfjkfk; Those were from goodwill!!"
"Let it go...I guess we'll have to go to the store!" Going to the store always made Jeff very excited.
SO jeff and tony like sprinted to the friggin store like WOAH. But mid-way to the store Tony got tired and
Jeff had to carry him. Even though the store was like 2 blocks away! Anyway.....

"Alright, so it looks like we'll be needing some food, seeing that the freaky migratory locust-mon ate it all!"
Jeff said in no particular order.
Jeff was frazzled because he didn't know where Tony had gone...
"JAFF I BROUGHT YOU A DRIN-- OHH~~~ I DIDN'T MEAN TO SPILL THAT ON YOUUU~" Tony remarked
"DAMMIT, TOW-NEEEEE!!!" Jeff contemplated.

Tony took a napkin out of his bra and gently wiped the spilled llama juice from Jeff's wenis.
"OH TONY, I DONT KNOW WHY YOU WEAR THAT THNG... YOU DO KNOW YOU'RE A BOY, RIGHT?" Jeff added.
"Well, its super comftorble!" Tony ejaculated.
"Oh shit." Jeff also ejaculated.

After the worthless ejaculation between the two, they got down to business.
"Jeff LOOK! A BEDAZZLER! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED ONE!" Tony retorted, "Here, I'll show you what it does!"
Tony snatched Jeff's glasses and returned them after encrusting them with jewels of assoted colours.
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY GLASSES, MOFO?!" Jeff contemplated.
"MADE THEM FABULOUS!" Tony voiced

After Jeff had a stern word with Tony, They found their way to the food section.
"Jeff, will you carry me? I am getting quite flustered!"
"Carry yourself, Tony. Puh-lease!" Tony wasn't going to take no for an answe so Tony leaped
Into Jeff's arms bridal-style.
"uuuuffff, Tony....Have you gained some weight?" Jeff yodeled
"..."Tony said nothing...but only stared into Jeff's soul.
"uh, I-I didn't mean it like that T-Tony...what I meant was uhmm..."
"Jeff, dear...Do you see this jar of super spicy Tofu Cheese? Well, if you don't take that back It'll be shoved right up your-"
"OKAY OKAY.. Jeez."
So Jeff carried the heavy little bugger all throughout the shopping center.

After carefully choosing all the crap they needed, they headed to the cashier.
"That'll be 45 dollas" Pikachu said.
Jeff didn't ask why the hell a pikachu was the cashier...but he also didn't give a rats ass.
Jeff paid the money he owed to the mafia, and was quickly on his way...With Tony, OF COURSE!
"OhSHIT....I still don't think I have any pants on!" Tony freaked out
":)" Jeff said.
"JK, I do." Tony said and punched Jeff, trying to keep his pimp-hand strong.
As the two walked into the sunset, They wondered why the sun was setting since it was still morning.
But it just ended up being a whale in space, blocking the sun.
IDK, really.
THE END!
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I will stop now : )

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IggySparkleBooty's avatar
I WAS SCARED AND CONFUSED AND I THINK I MAY HAVE GROWN A BRAIN TUMOR BECAUSE I READ THIS ALL THE WAY THROUGH AND MOST LIKELY SOLD MY SOUL BUT I LOVED IT.